floridian 2 week notice

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

by PJS May 14, 2006

Floridian

A person who is from the state of Florida is called a Floridian. Many people who call themselves Floridians are not native born, but have migrated here from other states oft times bringing with them many of the negitive things associated with Florida. Many of the elderly retirees are snowbirds and spend half the year up North.

Not all Floridians are old, spend time in amusment parks, or live by the beach.

There are still a few of us native Floridians left in Florida.

by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006

Floridian Hotcake

The Floridian Hotcake is a pancake concoction made with several different types of illegal drugs, such as weed, cocaine, speed, LSD, etc. To make one, pancake batter is mixed together with whatever edibles you want, and made the same way as traditional pancakes. The name "Floridian Hotcake" comes from the fact that people who eat one will probably do some Florida Man type shit while high out of their mind.

Guy1: Did you see that Bill went out in a ditch and threw baseballs at raccoons and stray dogs screaming "Pikachu, I choose you!"?
Guy2: Yeah, he was on that Floridian Hotcake shit.

by thicc guy July 14, 2019

Floridian Breakfast

The Act of cumming on orange slices and feeding them to your girl while you smoke a fat joint

“Dude My girl wanted to have a Floridian Breakfast this morning”

by Count Cockula October 7, 2019

floridian

one who is from the state of florida.

Yo that bitch is a floridian.

by ANDREEEEEEWWWWWW March 4, 2003

Floridian Pussy Rocket

When your girl is sleeping and you pour coke into her vagina then add some mentos. You know what happens next.

Me: You think if I pull a Floridian Pussy Rocket on her she'll break up with me? I just wanna see what happens.
Anthony: Nah if you film it and tell her it's a prank after, she'll be cool with it.
Me. Sick. Tonight's gonna be fun as hell.

by nutellacroissant February 27, 2020

Floridian Hurricane

This is a sexual position/activity where you suspend the partner on the ceiling fan so that he/she is in the air parallel with the floor. As your partner rotates, you cockslap them continuously. When you're ready to ejaculate, stop your partner's rotating and cum in their mouth. Make them rotate again and have your partner spit the jizz out, making it "rain."

"My boyfriend and I succesfully pulled off a Floridian Hurricane last night. I almost died."

by Da Kroo September 19, 2009