Flori

Flori is generally a great guy guy. He will do anything to get what he wants.

Girls fall for him everyday, but he has his eyes on only one at a time, and if your that girl consider yourself lucky because he will give everything to you. He have a big penis.

-Hey girl do you want a Flori?

-Yes because it is beast in bed.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Flori-great

The smug feeling that you get when you’re vacationing somewhere tropical/warm and you see that the weather in your hometown is experiencing cold/bad/snowy weather.

Jean was watching the Weather Channel from her Florida condo when she learned that Cleveland was experiencing a blizzard. She felt Flori-great!

by PoorDavid December 5, 2017

Flori effect

It is the practice, when a dude gets friendzoned in every girlfriend group he is in.

Wait that guy has the total Flori effect, he gets rejected left and right

by rizzlerfizzler156 December 19, 2022

Flori-cal linear induction tube

This is a fantasy super high speed rail deep underground which makes it possible to travel from florida to california in 3 hours! The inspiration for this idea comes from donald fagens early '80s hit single "I gy this verse specifically: 'on that train all graphite and glitter under sea by rail 90 minutes from New York to Paris well by :76 we'll be a-ok! What a beautiful ❤️ world 🌎 this will be what a glorious. Time to be free!'

We caught the
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Florida Chen

This name contains "Florida" but it is nothing related to the American state Florida. This name is used by Indonesian girls. People with this name are pretty and smart. Seems like they're absolutely perfect, but not exactly. They have smelly feet but they love to smell their own feet. Rather than working at good companies using their good career, they prefer to work as a prostitute and have a sex with any boys. Many boys, however, never knows their background and just have sex with them.

Joel was travelling to Indonesia last week. She met a pretty girl named Florida Chen. He immediately fell into a love to her and both of them went to a hotel. Every night Joel was in Indonesia, they had sex everyday based on the request of Florida Chen. Joel was wondering why she became a prostitute, so he asked her. He then realised that she graduated from a well-known university and had a high CGPA. He felt so weird and ask her once again. However, this was her reply:

"Joel, what's the point you ask this kind of questions? Is it really a problem I have a sex with boys? I also smell my own feet everyday. I love it. You MUST smell my feet NOW, or else you cannot go back to your own country. Understand?"

Joel then smell Florida Chen's feet. It was smelly, but he liked it.

by Maggie JT July 14, 2022

Floribama Shore

Everyone's favorite reality series set in the Florida Panhandle. The group is known for drama, wild parties, trips and has even partied with JetSetFly in Cabo San Lucas in Season 2.

Jamie: Yoooo what's that MTV show Josh King Madrid appeared in again?
Jules: Floribama shore, that shit got cancelled sis. He made it in a couple episodes though. RIP Floribama Shore

by piaheza September 29, 2022

florida juice

Another name for Gatorade. Native Floridian slang for the beverage.

Person 1: "Do you have any Florida juice?"

Person 2: "Yes, would you like red or blue?"

by Florida Womannne April 2, 2019