Floopster

as defined by deadspin, a floopster is a female hoopster. She has all the traits of her male counterpart, but she also has a vagina.

Deadspin writer: Hey AJ, I got sent this great shot of a floopster.
AJ Daulerio: A what?
Deadspin writer: One of those hipster chicks who wears retro basketball gear in an attempt to be relevant or something.
AJ Daulerio: Did she include a dick pic?
Deadspin writer: No.
AJ Daulerio: I guess we can publish that.

by Chundy August 18, 2011

flooper doodle

Typically a dog or puppy. A flooper doodle is similar to a booper snoot but the difference is usually that it has floppy (floopy) ears that need to be flooped.

Brad's new Labrador is the cutest flooper doodle ever, I spent 10 minutes flooping its ears.

by DoggySquisher April 30, 2020

Flooster

Receiving an annual flu shot and Covid booster in the same visit

To help protect herself and others this season from the flu and Covid, Karen should get her flooster shot.

by wolfmnsbro November 1, 2022

flooper

The foulest of all farts not involving shit stains in your pants, an underwater fart.

Darcie busted a mean flooper in the pool that capsized my toy sail boat.

by Cong Kong August 7, 2007

flooper my pooper

To have anal sex

Do you wanna flooper my pooper?

by BJCC June 21, 2010

Flooter

Like a scooter, but it floats on water and transports HUMANS.

When they see me on my flooter, no one can resist me.

by Ledzz_ September 8, 2016

Sleeping Floorters

The place on your buddies floor where you sleep when you stay at their house due to their lack of a spare room or couch.

Ashton-Dude..Where can I sleep tonight?
Mike-Grab some blankets and a pillow and clear a spot on the floor. That will be your sleeping floorters.

by sodomicblitz July 27, 2009