Flonde

A girl who posses unnatural blonde hair. Derived from the term used by Losties to refer to fake Locke.

Check out that flondie over there...she'd probably look better her natural brown hair.

Damn Melissa turned herself into a flonde last week when she dyed her hair.

by skittlezzet September 21, 2010

Flopdoodle

Insignificant person. Minimalistic offense to those you hate or that say something ridiculous.

"Hey, Kobe plays baseball right?"
"No! You Flopdoodle."

by Word Architect May 28, 2018

flobdobber

Extremely large and saggy breasts. Sometimes a flobdobber can posess a discustingly large nipple and areola.

Me: Damn Hamilton did you see that bitches tits? Those are so gross but I can't quit staring at them!

Hamilton: Hell ya man, those are definately some saggy-ass flobdobbers!

by Smooth Talker July 9, 2006

Fondoosh

A word that means everything and nothing.

Guy 1 “How was that show you were watching?”

Guy 2“Not gonna lie, It was pretty fondoosh my dude.”
Guy 1 “What does that even mean?”

by Hordon Chamsey December 21, 2019

fondoodle

making your fingers dance in a very fast, almost vicious, manner with someone else. your fingers wiggle up, down, sideways, anyway you want. in doing this you imply that you want to engage in sexual intercourse at that very moment. the faster the fingers mean its going to be hot, kinky, filmworthy sex in the near future.

"when was your first time?"
"july 4th 2005."
"tell me about it"

and then kathryn pham described with great detail how she first intertwined fingers with chelsea sandlin under the firework filled night sky. that was the beginning of a very fondoodle filled night.
<3

by KathrynFOSHIZZLED August 26, 2007

Flonder Day

The soon to be 8th day of the week, giving the world 3 week end days and 5 work/school days.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Flonder Day, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (new week)

Yo there's a phat party goin down this Flonder Day, are you going?

by Teh Jester 12 May 4, 2009

flondom

A flavored Condom, fruity, minty, cinnomon, coke a cola, dorito, nacho, chocolate, pizza, philly cheese steak, birthday cake, or whatever flavor you dip your condom into.

Hey do you any flondoms? we are having a party tonight.

by lovesmiley December 16, 2007