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The Church of Firnando

"We are the church of Firnando, here is our tale. We formed when our High Priest happened upon our God, our Holy Lord Split in Twain, the Cleaved One, the pinnacle of rubber duck physique, FIRNANDO. We began our journey when we were deceived by the infamous Betrayer. Since then we have evolved towards our goal of world acceptance. We act in Firnando's name to create a world of acceptance"- Presumed DJ Liam, council member

The Church of Firnando is the only Firnandowist worshipping center in the world, as of November 2020. Firnandowists praise the lord Firnando the cleaved one, a rubber duck split in twain who arose from the depths of a sacred claw machine. Their holy book, The Firnandonomicon, consists of eleven commandments, tales of Lord Firnando, and a number of psalms (composed by "Presumed DJ Liam"). You can read more about The Church of Firnando on their wix-cite that goes by the same name.
High Preist: "Ever been dead inside? join the Church of Firnando, and either become happy or die a human sacrifice! either way, you won't be sad anymore!"
by Church_Of_Firnando November 12, 2020
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Flinging

The act of leaving your boyfriend or husband while at a public venue such as a club or bar to go fuck a stranger you met and then return to your husband or boyfriend at that same venue a short time later.
Don't worry about my husband, he'll wait here patiently for me while I go flinging.
by SecretPlayWife October 12, 2018
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Flingwing

A rotary wing aircraft, usually associated with a helicopter, however & to be fair can also be used to describe an autogyro
Do I really need to draw a picture for this one? If you ever saw a video of a helicopter accident you would understand why I refer to them as a flingwing!
by Flingwings September 2, 2006
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Flinch Flex

When used as a Noun, "Flinch Flex" is the action when Person A quickly flexes their Arms and Trapezius Muscles and initiates an upper body lunge toward Person B, but quickly retracts the lunge, indicating they never really intended to actually grab, grapple or assault Person B.

The intention of this action is to cause Person B to react has though they were being attacked, and to protect or guard themselves, i.e. "Flinched". By the time they've done this, it has already been made clear that it was unnecessary to do so.

This act is intended to result in the embarrassment, shame or intimidation of Person B. It can be performed 1-on-1 between 2 people, where it is primarily used to intimidate Person B or to cause them to lose their confidence. Or it can be performed in front of a casual or intentional audience, where the goal is to embarrass Person B by tricking them into manifesting their fear or Person A.

It is considered very "macho" to be "Flinch Flexed" on (to be Person B) without flinching. Greater still to endure the maneuver without blinking or even moving your head (Total Badass).
I just got Mean Mugged on my way into a Walmart by some little shit 8-year-old Arab kid! It caught me so off guard, that I Flinch Flexed him right back!
by JesusAli June 29, 2011
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Flarndip

An uninvited grasper of cone, a masher, a hustler
You mean Rodney was behaving like a flarndip?”

“Flarndip?”

“Flarndip — an uninvited grasper of cone, a masher, a hustler.”
by Mr. Singh10101010101 January 16, 2011
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Flärñge

A badass term for a sforzando crescendo. Used by jazz Musician Kerry Marsh.
Guys, I need you to Flärñge the notes in Little Sunflower!
by JazzKat December 6, 2010
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Flarnacy

Ted practiced a little flarnacy on his fishing trip
by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016
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