"We are the church of Firnando, here is our tale. We formed when our High Priest happened upon our God, our Holy Lord Split in Twain, the Cleaved One, the pinnacle of rubber duck physique, FIRNANDO. We began our journey when we were deceived by the infamous Betrayer. Since then we have evolved towards our goal of world acceptance. We act in Firnando's name to create a world of acceptance"- Presumed DJ Liam, council member
The Church of Firnando is the only Firnandowist worshipping center in the world, as of November 2020. Firnandowists praise the lord Firnando the cleaved one, a rubber duck split in twain who arose from the depths of a sacred claw machine. Their holy book, The Firnandonomicon, consists of eleven commandments, tales of Lord Firnando, and a number of psalms (composed by "Presumed DJ Liam"). You can read more about The Church of Firnando on their wix-cite that goes by the same name.
The Church of Firnando is the only Firnandowist worshipping center in the world, as of November 2020. Firnandowists praise the lord Firnando the cleaved one, a rubber duck split in twain who arose from the depths of a sacred claw machine. Their holy book, The Firnandonomicon, consists of eleven commandments, tales of Lord Firnando, and a number of psalms (composed by "Presumed DJ Liam"). You can read more about The Church of Firnando on their wix-cite that goes by the same name.
High Preist: "Ever been dead inside? join the Church of Firnando, and either become happy or die a human sacrifice! either way, you won't be sad anymore!"
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The intention of this action is to cause Person B to react has though they were being attacked, and to protect or guard themselves, i.e. "Flinched". By the time they've done this, it has already been made clear that it was unnecessary to do so.
This act is intended to result in the embarrassment, shame or intimidation of Person B. It can be performed 1-on-1 between 2 people, where it is primarily used to intimidate Person B or to cause them to lose their confidence. Or it can be performed in front of a casual or intentional audience, where the goal is to embarrass Person B by tricking them into manifesting their fear or Person A.
It is considered very "macho" to be "Flinch Flexed" on (to be Person B) without flinching. Greater still to endure the maneuver without blinking or even moving your head (Total Badass).
I just got Mean Mugged on my way into a Walmart by some little shit 8-year-old Arab kid! It caught me so off guard, that I Flinch Flexed him right back!
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