Flight Attendant 

Somebitch whodistracts you and all they know how to say is sir they should really STFU and move the cart if you say something rude to them you will be punished when really they are complete bullshit the airlines can even survive with out them
Flight attendant: excuse me sir
Me: Fuck off im trying to sleep
Flight attendant you will get punished for cussing on the plane
Me: hijacks plane and Flies it in to a hill

Go away Flight attendant

Flight Attendant by Retardedlolifan September 30, 2019

Fight Attendant 

An airlines flight attendant whose sole job is to break up fights between passengers arguing over overhead bin space, reclining seats and knee defenders.

Wow, that flight attendant got promoted to fight attendant when she had to step in between two passengers fighting over a stupid reclining chair.

Fight Attendant by BostonBruce September 5, 2014

Fright Attendant 

an over 50, unattractive frowing flight attendant

How was your flight?

It was OK but you should have seen the fright attendant. She looked like the lunch lady at school.

Fright Attendant by f2xtimes November 11, 2014