INSTANT FLACIDITY

When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)

I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation

by YouDontKnoMe_ September 10, 2019

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fluidity

any Mopperized fluidacious strawberry-flavored human juice......that compels further thought

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

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fliddify

to cause something to break; to cause an error in something; to worsen (a situation)

This is normally used in a computiung context, but has also been adapted to encompass situations and events in everyday life

Windows fliddified my computer

I managed to fliddify microsoft word

Sawyer's just fliddified everything!

by Matt Smith 3 June 4, 2005

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Flumidity

Simply put: Humidity in Florida.

It's hot other places. It's humid other places, but Florida? It's a whole different type of Flumid.

Nick: I'm not going anywhere today.
Ray: Why? its not that hot.

Nick: No. its the flumidity. its easily 98% and no chance of rain. Florida is broken.

by Qreatin September 15, 2023

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