Flashtard

one who insists that the Apple iPad's lack of support for Adobe Flash dooms it to failure.

I just heard a guy say he won't even consider an iPad because it lacks Flash support. What a Flashtard!

by Observer1970 April 4, 2010

Flextard

That person at the gym that spends 10 minutes lifting weights and 30 minutes admiring their flex poses in the mirrors.

Flextard over there is having a great workout. He made some gains today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

fleshwad

A derogatory name for a human being.

"Dude I am so fucking sick of fleshwads. Everything that is wrong in the world is because of them. And god-damnit, they take forever to make fries!"

-fleshwad in the McDonald's drive-thru

human being detritus misanthrope

by theDUDE1992 September 24, 2011

Presidential Flashcards

(n.)Cash money, dollar bills, dough, moolah, bread.

That kid just asked me to help him with some presidential flashcards

by Nikedunks6.0 December 15, 2009

Presidential Flashcards

A slang word used for money, due to the presidents branded on dollar bills. Populated by 1996 film "That Thing You Do!"

Pizza Restaurant Owner: *puts money on table* You know what those are?
Lenny Haise: .... Presidential Flashcards?

by HorriblePseudonym July 28, 2015

Flashtardian

One who turns on their emergency flashers while driving for no reason

Oh look the flashtardian is running their flashers.....Thank you Captain Obvious none of us would have seen the snow falling or the slick roads if you hadn’t turned on your flashers......

by Captain Obvious XXI November 29, 2018

Fleshtanic

A really fat person who is going nowhere, but down.

Did you see that new crapumentary by that fleshtanic, Michael Moore?

by TheBustedNut December 21, 2010