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Fleshie

n. An animal who dresses in human costume in order to achieve sexual arousal.
Did you know that Smokey the Bear is a fleshie? He can only get hard when wearing an attractive-woman mask and talking about fire prevention.
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fleshfriend

Someone you know in real life, having met them the olde waye -- through other friends, through word, at a club, what have you. The key is that you first met them *in the flesh."
"Who, Anne? Oh, we email, but she's been my fleshfriend for ages." "Hey man, fuck you, I actually have at least two fleshfriends."
by Pmaadu December 28, 2005
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fleshpit

Any broad who lets you stab the fleshpit the first night, is definitely a good human being.
by Chris Johnson February 23, 2004
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Freshpression

An expression either sentence or word that is new, therefore fresh.

Is what you can found at www.urbandictionary.com (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Ey bro, I found myself saying "nada" instead nothing! lol
- Girl, that's a wide used -freshpression- that has taken your mind as Mark Passio speeches did.
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Mac shack fleshlite

When your lonely so you go to McDonald’s to get a warm apple pie
My buddies old lady left him so he went to the McDonald’s and got him a Mac shack fleshlite
by Teamkitten September 14, 2021
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Fleshlite

Operator: What seems to be the problem?

You: I ACCIDENTELY THE WHOLE FLESHLITE!
by TouchingYou April 12, 2009
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fleshpiston

Dat ho hummed my fleshpiston for one fitty.
by Reichard December 12, 2003
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