flatch

the art of spanking with a hose

i really flatched that girl

by strimper March 27, 2003

flatch hatch

n. An automotive sunroof whose rear end may be elevated for emergency ventilation.

I'm riding to the Chili Cookoff with Tom -- his car's got a flatch hatch.

by Zappin' Nap October 6, 2007

Flatch

To fondle, handle or manipulate ones swordular or reticular device for recreational purposes.

Vlad flatches more than any human being I've ever met.

by El Flatch December 9, 2018

Flatch

When one (or a group) brake out in a choreographed dance to pass off an onslaught of flatulence — i.e., A surprise dance fart.

We went out to dinner on our double date then, hit the club and the two of them flash flatched us!

by granolathug May 13, 2018