Definitions by KoalaMan

Drama-gician 

Someone who creates drama out of absolutely nothing.

We were just having a nice conversation and then he comes in and starts shit about you not taking your shoes off when you come into the house. He's a fucking drama-gician!

Drama-gician by KoalaMan September 8, 2010

syphilist 

A list of things to do that you don't want that someone gives you, like syphilis.

Uggghh...my dad gave me a syphilist of things to do around the house. I hate watering the plants!

syphilist by Koalaman September 8, 2010

Second-hand asshole

What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.

Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*

Second-hand asshole by KoalaMan March 10, 2009

flashing hole  

What cats do when they have their ass in front of you with their tail up - flashing you with their asshole.

I love my cat Felix, but he's always flashing hole at me. It's fuckin' nasty!

ass cat asshole flashing flash pets nasty

flashing hole by KoalaMan December 20, 2008