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Flask Beard
A person or people who accompany somebody who is too cheap to buy his own drinks at a bar and instead brings a flask of alcohol and orders soft drinks. The "flask beards" accompany the flask-bearer, ordering enough alcoholic drinks to disguise the fact that the flask-bearer is totally dumping outside liquor in his diet Coke. Typically the flask-bearer compensates his flask beards at a rate of about 25%, which provides incentive for the flask beards.
Kevin wanted to bring a flask of vodka to the bars on Saturday so he could save money by ordering only orange juice all night. To avoid detection, he recruited Pete and Bob to be his flask beards, so he would avoid detection.
Flask Beard by National Pastime September 2, 2012
Flask Jacket
A jacket with a pocket on the inside, the perfect size for a drinking flask.
Useful when attending school, funerals, in-laws, court, etc.
Useful when attending school, funerals, in-laws, court, etc.
I knew I couldn't get through that hearing without a drink, so I threw on my Flask Jacket, tossed in a flask of Jack Daniel's, and off I went.
Flask Jacket by XioClone October 20, 2009
Flask Mob
An impromptu gathering of friends coordinated to meet in a secret outdoor location where everyone brings their own mobile drinks and good cheer.
There is a Flask Mob tonight. Meet us at 7:30p the Zoo near the Seal Pond, bring your own flask and friends. I'm bringing a blanket and my boombox.
Flask Mob by CleanWhiteShirt December 28, 2011
Flask Effect
Boss - Is that alcohol I smell on your breath?
You - Yeah, its okay though, its the flask effect.
Preacher - Is that alcohol I smell on your breath?
You - Yeah, it's okay though, it's the flask effect.
You - Yeah, its okay though, its the flask effect.
Preacher - Is that alcohol I smell on your breath?
You - Yeah, it's okay though, it's the flask effect.
Flask Effect by mynamishodgins March 4, 2016
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