Flashturbation

(n) Using Macromedia Flash to make a short, almost pointless animation only for fun.

I know I should be working on my real animation, but to relieve some stress I just Flashturbated for a while.

by Onislize May 15, 2005

Fapsturbation

Fap•stur•ba•tion
The combination of the words "Fap" and "Masturbation" brought together in glorious harmony.

"Golly-gee-whiz. The fapsturbation hit me hard this mornin'!"

by Teh Masked Wang March 31, 2005

frasturbation

When you facebook-rape yourself. or the facebook rape, aka frape of oneself. ya.

i just did a massive shit and love cock lol lmao lolza tee hee lolz don't worry it's just frasturbation mama"

by povodka November 25, 2011

Flasterbation

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )

Flasterbation is really fun

by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013

Fapsturbation

Fiegned or mock masturbation in response to viewing something on the internet.

"Hey man, did you see the new preview for Wolverine that leaked out onto the net?"

"Yeah. I best fapsturbation material I've had in a while."

by DeadlyPancake October 9, 2008

Fapsturbating

Masturbating whilst doing a handstand But at a very ferocious pace after you shouted a family member.

Cai was fapsturbating and his mum came in and ended up with a facefull of disappointment

by Koplover89 September 5, 2018

fasturbation

rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.

im too busy to masturbate i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up

by insomniacal maniac September 1, 2009