flapjacks

low hanging, flat breasts resembling pancakes.

When I was feeling up your grandma, I realized she had mad flapjacks.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

Flapjacks

Flapjacks are the condition of a woman having flat sagging breasts, like flapjacks. The type a crack whore would have.

Tammy does not want to show us her breasts, she must have flapjacks!

by Rocco1 December 7, 2003

Flapjack

The female equivalent of being cockblocked. The disruption of a sure thing.

I was going to fuck the cute construction guy, but I got flapjacked at the last minute.

by Krudler123 September 3, 2012

flapjack

Light, fluffy breakfast item; Pancake

Lets grab some Flapjacks from IHOP

by Professor Ryan Bloraney August 4, 2003

flapjack

a very saggy, flat looking breast.

she must in her 40's, look at the flapjacks on her.

by sick December 14, 2003

flapjack

noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping penis;

Even though I was not fully hard, I still got a rocking flapjack.
Last night this girl was flapjacking me for like 20 minutes.
I got flapjacked by this fat chick in the car last night.

by Dan and Andrew December 22, 2008

flapjacking

to roll down the windows of your car and let your boobs hang out and flap in the wind.

emma was flapjacking last night.

by ashannah March 3, 2010