Flanking

Following around. Surrounding. Constantly texting you. Drooling when they see you.

Who are all those people?

Idk. Bitches be flanking!

by Hashtagnumbaone September 1, 2014

Flanking

When a particular person, probably a girl, is being completely out of line, two brave and mature young men shall sit on both sides of said probably girl, and they will both fart on the evildoer simultaneously, thereby punishing the person for whatever wrong they did.

Rachel was being very, very rude to everyone around, and had been previously warned that she was "fixin' to get Flanked", and after continuing to misbehave Kory and Shane decided to punish her with a Flanking.

by Metrobeaver April 20, 2010

Flanking

When two exceptionally good looking people have sex in a large timber-floored tent.

"All the school children on summer camp were woken by the sweet sounds of some serious flanking in the nearby tent in the woods.

by Snagsalot May 21, 2015

Flanking

A maneuver where U t0uch a girls Tits then move Ur hands 0n them like Ur using a wrench

Van Wilder Freshman Year/ Flanking

by Slim Ferno October 8, 2011

flanking

1) closely coming up behind someone
2) screwing someone from behind

Girlfriend) I got kinda scared during my morning jog through the park trails today. I wish you had been there.
Boyfriend) Oh yeah? You jog there by yourself everyday. What happened today that was so scary?
Girlfriend) There was some weirdo jogging that I've never seen before and he was totally flanking me!
Boyfriend ) Well, next time mace his ass if he gets that close to you!

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Guy 1} My girlfriend keeps complaining that her ass is getting big. I've told her it looks great but she doesn't believe me. What do I do?
Guy 2) Man, sounds like she just needs a good flanking!

Guy 1) Good idea! Maybe then she'll get the point that I really do like her behind, from behind. lol

by Get Back Jack February 12, 2018

Flanking

When you have sex with somebody on a harder but not so personal level.

"How did it go with Kim last night?" Yeah, I flanked her away."
to flank
to be flanked
to be flanking (eg at the moment)
to have flanked

by BlaloMeid February 17, 2018

Flanking

The present or past tense of juking out an opponent, to flank them out.

"I was flanking the football player," Tommy said, "when his teammate slamed into the side of me."

by Harry Potter Fan 6418 April 22, 2020