flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)

Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian

by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019

flattard

Flattard (or flattards) stands for people who think the earth is flat.

Flattard is the contraction of "flat" and "retard".

"Stanley believes the earth is flat ? Why ?"
"I don't know, he is just a flattard."

by Thibo314 May 22, 2017

flaptard

A variation of the word "fucktard", used and created on www.zug.com, the world's only comedy site.

You sir, are a flaptard.

by D-Stock September 11, 2003

Flastard

used to describe a bastard - follower/stalker

You effin' flastard! Leave me alone!

by Alyakraz March 22, 2009

Flantard

A mess of a drunked individual.

Shut up, you flantard, nobody is interested.

by Binner February 13, 2004

Fabtard

One who is unable to figure out how to use a key fab to enter a secured building.

Bill was late for work today because he couldn't get into the building... what a fabtard!

by Rkloog December 23, 2005

Flatardia

Places Flatards congregate, IE. Flat earth groups on social media, Flat earth conferences, Mom's basement.

see flatard

That post is strait out of Flatardia.

by Nathan Tampoon May 15, 2018