jizzer fizzer

when you jizz in someones mouth and they gargle your cum.

that girl last night did a jizzer fizzer and she choked.

by bramo2 March 17, 2010

Scissor Fizzer

v. When a friend or non-friend of a lesbian prevents said lesbian from hooking up with another woman. Also known as "cock blocking" in heterosexual terms.

n. A person who prevents two women from "doing it" when the hook up was otherwise imminent.

don't try to spit any game at that girl, her friends are total scissor fizzers

by goddamncousin February 21, 2011

Texas Fizzer

The act of sprinkling sherbet on a ladies anus, then licking it off while wearing a cowboy hat, not to be confused with the Mississippi fizzer

Man 1: Claire was a freak last night! She let me "Texas fizzer" her
Man 2: awwww man that's nasty

by Big dick bart May 23, 2014

piss fizzer

A person has has the abilty to annoy people with minimal effort

"That twats blocked my driveway again the little f***in piss fizzer"

"My boss is being a right nob lately... its really starting to fizz my piss"

"Right I've had it... my piss is completely fizzed now"

by SpenDoG75 September 25, 2018

dick fizzer

To pour popping candy into a lady's arsehole or pussy and then smash the dick straight in

Josh doing a dick fizzer to shenice's gaping arsehole!!

by Raz4derbz January 19, 2017

Mountain Fizzer

Off brand mountain Dew, typically in poorer Giant Eagle stores

Caden: Mountain Fizzer?
Ryder: No way!!!

by RefridgeratorInator69 July 11, 2022

Fizzers

The tiny balls of fluff, faecal matter & other detritus that form in the arse crack that fizz and breakdown on contact with saliva

"I was eating out my girlfriend's ass last night & got a mouthful of fizzers. A few of them had a solid core of apple pips and chia seeds"

by Crixxus July 19, 2025