fizgit

Noun-
Demand for absolute truth when a situation requires checking for legitimacy of a stated fact.

One must speak truth when faced with the fizgit.

"If thou shalt dare to break the fizgit, thy soul shall be eternally tormented."

Book Of Armaments 23:46

Levi: I just knocked your class ring into the garbage disposal.
Brother: Come here so I can light you on fire..... Wait, fizgit?
Levi: No.
Bother: You may live.

Legit fo sho truth for reals bollocks seriously no joke fo shizzle dead serious not playing no kidding straight up word true story real talk true dat totes bullcrap ridonkulous

by Cabana_girl March 23, 2016

fizgog

Fizgog was the nice old chap who drove the boat in the popular british children's tv show - "Rosie and Jim"

"Rosie and Jim, Rosie and Jim, chugging along in the old Ragdoll, Rosie and Jim, Rosie and Jim and Fizgog drives the boat"

by Little Hugsy May 27, 2007

Figigty

To rub one's balls on a surface, which is usually, but not limited to, rough or abrasive ones.

"Hey Bob, why don't you go figigty that piece of sandpaper?"
"No man, figigting that would hurt."

by R4z0r July 2, 2007

Fizzgig

Extreamly cute animal. Usually a feline. Originated from a cute cat named Fizzgig in Colorado.

Your cat is such a Fizzgig

by kcmoguy26 June 24, 2008

fizzight

Like saying tizight. Means something is very cool, awesome, or "tight". Tight meaning cool, not tight spandex pants.

Last night was so fizzight, we should do it again sometime.

by Brembro March 17, 2009

fizzgig

fizzgig

Australian slang especially 1920 - 1950. A police informing lowlife criminal with no saving graces. Someone who lives of the earnings of prostitution.

That filthy little fizzgig spends to much time sucking cop schlong for his own good.

by Coitdog October 18, 2005

Fizzgig

A shit you take after a long night out which contains the same amount of CO2 as the drinks you once consumed

J: man that took a long time to clean up
K: What you on about?..
J: I just fizzgigged the bowl

by scoobyduckface November 28, 2016