a hipster who rides a fixed gear bicycle. not actually into messenger style riding and when questioned about riding a fixed gear feels the need to defend themself
fixster response:
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe? i mean theres an amalgam of reasons for you to.."
"YEAH BUT@ OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL $^_)$#UT(PE $JRQG(#$Y# (UQ%GTER@$&%N %E(RUGRDimtheman"
correct response:
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe?"
"shut your cake hole suit"
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe? i mean theres an amalgam of reasons for you to.."
"YEAH BUT@ OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL $^_)$#UT(PE $JRQG(#$Y# (UQ%GTER@$&%N %E(RUGRDimtheman"
correct response:
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe?"
"shut your cake hole suit"
by fuck ur. April 15, 2008
Get the fixster mug.A term used to confuse a guy in vegas via text after he asks "what are you doing" at 2:23am. ? and he responds with "Yes Please"
girl: I gave that guy that bought me drinks my number. He just texted me what am I doing, what should i say?
friend: *grabs phone.... "FIXITY!"
friend: *grabs phone.... "FIXITY!"
by Vegas ready October 22, 2011
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A typical Fexist:
- Hey! I should be a member of the board of this company and get more influence because it's only men in it and that is sexist!
*Female becomes board member and only hires other females*
- Hey! I should be a member of the board of this company and get more influence because it's only men in it and that is sexist!
*Female becomes board member and only hires other females*
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Any type of technical service provider or personnel. Mainly IT services.
verb: (to fixitbitch)
The act of getting another party to repair your device.
Any type of technical service provider or personnel. Mainly IT services.
verb: (to fixitbitch)
The act of getting another party to repair your device.
noun:
Hey Carl, call the fixitbitch, my computer is fucked again.
verb:
I cant use my laptop, it is being fixitbitched.
Could you please fixitbitch my internet connection?
Hey Carl, call the fixitbitch, my computer is fucked again.
verb:
I cant use my laptop, it is being fixitbitched.
Could you please fixitbitch my internet connection?
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Get the fixitbitch mug.a girl who is superb at giving blow jobs. Or a guy who is awsome at mucking the barn. Also known as "eating out".
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"Should we invite Ronnie to the party?"
"Nah, bad idea. It's a mixed gathering, and he's a complete FOXist."
"Yeah, you're right - he was telling another FOXist joke at work yesterday."
"Exactly. There it is."
"Nah, bad idea. It's a mixed gathering, and he's a complete FOXist."
"Yeah, you're right - he was telling another FOXist joke at work yesterday."
"Exactly. There it is."
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