High Fiving The Bacon

Slapping your hand down on a shaved vagina.

"During a TSA pat down, things got uncomfortable when the agent high fived my bacon." (Past tense of High Fiving The Bacon)

by YDoUAsk November 11, 2011

forty-fiving

To be that drunk your walking at an almost impossible angle, Amazing your friends with your ability to still be standing on two feet..

Did you see jarred forty-fiving? He was that drunk he would have won 1st place in a limbo contest..

by kingscrosspigeon October 16, 2011

high fiving a tree

to commit suicide or "hang self"

josh: My brother was high fiving a tree last week

Jeff: I'm so sorry to hear about that

by neiltheweedsmoker April 27, 2022

low fiving

doodling yourself. jerking it. solo dolo. fiddler on the roofie. party of one. masturbating, son.

Nichole couldn't come to the door because she was too busy low fiving.

typical.

by jb is awesome November 15, 2011

Fivin

fivin (verb) <f-eye'-vin> grabbing; holding; having your hands on. Possession of, Grasspin....

damn she's fine....who ever is fivin that is one lucky muthafucka...

by DES113Oy & JUDOKNOW05 December 14, 2006

Five-Five-Fiving

Verb -- Freaking out or tripping on drugs, usually psychadelic mushrooms or hallucenogens.. Inspired by the song "Five-Five-Five," by Frank Zappa. The instrumentals tend to inspire people to take drugs. Once in a state of inebriation, the maddening guitar riffs of "Five-Five-Five" make Phish look like O'Dweeds compared to the wicked buzz you cop from Frank's Fiver. Which is ironic, because Frank Zappa was very much against drugs.

Also simply referred to as Fiving, rolling with Frank's bunch, or 2F.

"Yeah, man, I was totally Five-Five-Fiving it last night with Frank's bunch. Had like, fifty mushrooms and some beer, man. It was like getting a year's worth of pussy in four minutes. Uh... what was I talkin' about, man?"

"No way! You were 2F without me, man!? Dude, I so hate you now! Just kididng, brah."

by DeusExMagna November 21, 2005

master-fiving

Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.

John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.

by masterfiving June 8, 2019