five finger discount 

free. stolen. pinched.

"check it out dude, i got 17 cadburys creme eggs on five finger discount!"

five finger discount by D-Bizz January 10, 2007

Five Finger Discount 

If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount

I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy

Five Finger Discount by Rihanyce November 26, 2011

Five finger discount 

1.Shoplifting a store 2.Stealing Merchandise from a store

Sam stole all the merchandise from Wal-Mart

Five finger discount by N/A August 14, 2003

five finger discount 

a rad song about shoplifting by choking victim

"i want to see, what's on sale what's for free"

FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT!

five finger discount by rudie skankster July 13, 2007

Five Finger Discount 

The use of force by hand via slap or punch in order to obtain an item or service at no charge.

Hey man I'll sell you my bike for $100?

I think I'll take the five finger discount

*hard punch to the face

Thanks for the FREE bike

Five Finger Discount by The Ammunition Magician March 18, 2010

Five Finger Discount 

When you wrap five fingers around someone's neck and don't let go until their head explodes...

...

...

... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.

Customer #1: "What exactly just happened?"

Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."

Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"

Five Finger Discount by mydnytdeath March 23, 2012

Five finger discount 

Discount applied to a person with all five fingers intact on each hand; as opposed to missing finger(s) blown off by fireworks or similar explosives.

George missed the five finger discount by two thumbs and an index finger.

Five finger discount by webdings July 10, 2008