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John Fitzgerald Page

voted worst person ever, a middle aged man with narcissistic personality disorder NPD. Commonly known for his dickish online dating habits, extorting young models/actresses, and his terrible website www.johnfitzgeraldpage.com.
I just met a John Fitzgerald Page, he was bragging about auditioning for roles with Domino's, but not actually getting any roles.
by atlanta scout July 7, 2010
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Fitz

A CSGO Youtuber from A̶u̶s̶t̶r̶a̶l̶i̶a New Zealand with a bunch of faggot friends that got successful thanks to one dude talking about taco children... I'm not jealous.
"You watch that Fitz video yesterday man?"
"DON'T TAKE MY KIDS MAN! NOT SPICEY!!"
by PercocetPeter April 21, 2018
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fitzgusting

Online photographs of food ostensibly posted to elicit responses of amazement or jealousy, but instead spawn feelings of disgust and nausea in their intended viewers. Photographs of this sort would serve as a more severe form of torture than waterboarding or being drawn and quartered.
Jessie excitedly posted fitzgusting pics of her Eggs Benedict looking to entice her friends, but she was shocked when their responses questioned why she shared photos of afterbirth, poop soup, and the contents of landfill diapers.
by Prosperonion63 August 14, 2016
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Mr.Fitz

The hottest teacher that you wish you had!
by yockbabe January 1, 2012
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If it fits, I sits

A common phrase to refer to cats and their tendencies to occupy tight spaces for little reason.
The cat would sit on the couch, but that Tupperware box looks more appealing. “If it fits, I sits”
by AntiTHOT.exe October 30, 2020
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If the shoe fits, wear it

if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it
You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.
by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2008
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Fitzharris

A presentation that is 3 times longer than the maximum time. Usually involves messing up at the start and asking to do it again.
Person 1: Gosh, that presentation was so long. I can't believe it is actually finished.
Person 2: Yeah, that was some Fitzharris.
by Comrade 1 December 21, 2019
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