Cheating your Fitbit

(Verb) A synonym for jacking off due to the hand motion commonly used to reach a step goal on your Fitbit

Synonyms) Code 3, Jacking off

I can’t go out tonight, I’m grounded after my mom caught me Cheating your Fitbit

by Anonymous0902 June 12, 2018

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Fitbitch

A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.

Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.

by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015

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Fit bit of kit

Good looking and well heeled lady.

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by WNTDS March 13, 2010

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fitbin

Worlds worst swear word.
As first used in Viz Comic.

"Oh Fitbin, I've just caught the wife shagging the milkman in my new shed!"

by carlclegg September 14, 2004

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fitbutnotasfitasamrita

When a female (amrita) begs to be on the same level of sexiness as a male (anil) but she just don't possess the quality's needed to reach that level of bang-tidiness.

Amrita
i know a word for you
its quite long tho

Anil
explain

Amrita
okay
its
'fitbutnotasfitasamrita'
:d

Anil
its okay amrita (y)

by fitbutnotasfitasamrita November 20, 2011

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fitbin

Viz Magazine UK first used the word on the cover of the magazine to annoy Newagents(WHSmith)by creating an imaginary very rude swearword.
This was first used by Viz Character 'Sweary Mary', and is allegedly the rudest swearword in the world.
Can be used as an alternative to c*nt or f*ck as in the example.

"Oh fitbin, I've just stepped on a dog turd" or as Derek & Clive may have said "Adolf Hitler, what a fitbin he was....."

by Flange the Inquisitor February 13, 2005

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