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Fisticuffian

An obstinate purveyor of riotous brawling, the Fisticuffian dishes out belligerent vitriol with equal efficiency to his physical onslaught. A Fisticuffian is a violent bully, aggressive and rude, whose trouble making prowess is rivaled by none and envied by soccer hooligans worldwide.
Assaulted by a fisticuffian after leaving the coffee shop, Lord Witheringstonbury's walk back to Witheringstonbury Manor was complimented by both a black eye, and a battered ego.
by Vaun Fitzburgle December 14, 2008
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fisticuffs

1. A fistfight.
2. The activity of fighting with the fists.
by teething February 28, 2003
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Fisticulous

When something or someone is so ridiculous, that you feel compelled to punch someone in the face.
I had the most fisticulous time waiting in line at the DMV.
by Down Town Kelly B. November 6, 2011
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Speak aggressively, engage in fisticuffs

A Much more classy version of the phrase "Talk Shit, Get Hit"
Guy 1: "MTG Crew. Talk Shit, Get hit"
Guy 2: "Bev. Speak Aggressively, Engage in fisticuffs
by B_Rayne November 6, 2010
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dusty muff fisticuffs

When an elderly stripper puts her vagina in your face and you are left with no choice but to punch it into oblivion.
"I was at Wild J's on friday night and I saw your grandma."
"Oh, snap. Do your wrists hurt from the dusty muff fisticuffs?"
by xescapingedenx August 17, 2006
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fisticunt

n. A punch to a vagina.
(Title of a Gorgasm song from their 2001 release Bleeding Profusely)
Lenny laid a fisticunt on Tanya for donkey punching him.
by Blasphemer_0 February 6, 2005
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Fistycuffs

"Queensbury Rules"

Queensbury rules is a form of fistycuffs, not in order to comply with Queensbury rules the fists must not extend and must remain higher than the elbow at all times.

NOTE: Fistycuffs doesn't actually include any form of physical contact whatsoever. Just the act of circling one another should be enough to send any English gentleman into the grave.
For examples of Fistycuffs See various "Ye Olde English" TV shows
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