carry a fishtank

A polite term to excuse two people to go and privately have sex.

ex. Hey, do you want to go downstairs and help me carry a fishtank?

by letscarryit69 December 22, 2017

fishtank pussy

When a sexual surrogate or *stripper* hasn't washed her vagina for a whole week. The stripper most likely has a infection of some sort. Resulting the whole strip club to be nuked with a nasty fish tank stench.

Carlos: bruh I just had a stripper press her booty hole in my face and couldn't breath. Her vagina smelled awful.
Brolos: bruh you probably helped her pay her water bill. Now she won't smell like a Fishtank Pussy

Carlos: bruh sometimes I like to think that I contribute to society.

by L1tdragon January 13, 2017

Dirty Fishtank

A women with a smelly vagina. One who omits an odar out of her vaginal area, has and kind of wierd secretion, and/or has vaginal bleeding.

"Do you smell that, I think that girl has a dirty fishtank!"

by PzzKng March 3, 2007

Muddy Fishtank

The act of anal intercourse until ejaculation. But before removing the penis from the anus, the inserted male will urinate into the anus.

I thought he was really nasty until he gave her a muddy fishtank.

by Selfhorne Cooper November 20, 2010

hitting the fishtank

It is slang for smoking weed, pot, marijuana. It came from a group of guys wondering if you could use a fish tank as a bong and get the fish high.

I was hitting the fishtank a little to hard last night and passed out.

weed getting high

by Teej September 24, 2016

antique fishtank

Pregnant grandma

Did you hear about Ben’s mom?
She got pregnant.
She’s a total antique fishtank now.

by Mrfieldhouse November 9, 2021

Haunted fishtank

Mid 20th-century British slang for a television set. (from an era when they resembled huge wooden boxes with a big glass front)

What's on the haunted fishtank tonight?

by anonymous July 27, 2022