firework head

When a person’s mind is almost entirely consumed by setting off the perfect series of fireworks on the Fourth of July, so they practice every night for a month, driving their friends and neighbors nearly crazy.

That guy’s a totally OCD firework head to the point where this annual insipid activity appears to have eaten the poor fucker’s brain.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

alaskan firestorm

Having doggy sex.Then your partner lights the fart from the female and singes your public hair above males cock.

My misses has the hottest ass in the Alaskan Firestorm world!!!

by lighting female fart,shagging December 28, 2014

throwing some firewood

A flimsy excuse for bailing on your friends. This does not mean that the actual act of cutting or stacking firewood does or does not occur however. It can also be an excuse for why you failed to perform a specific act or function.

Yeah, Jeezy was supposed to come bowling but he said he was busy throwing some firewood.

by Metal Soldier January 1, 2012

diarrhea firestorm

An especially violent and burning eruption of diarrhea.

Shaggy considered that it was probably his seventh beef-and-bean burrito that was to blame for the diarrhea firestorm he suffered in the Mystery Machine on the way back from Tijuana.

by Buford T. Pusser September 17, 2006

Worms and Fireworks

Expresses the indifference between two actions or things with an insignificant outcome. It is often used by computer science students when asked which algorithm to implement or people identifying as Shakespeare's offspring.

Ben Dover: Yo dude, which algorithm should I use to sort this list?
Big Mike: It's Worms and Fireworks, man!

by BigMike69420 October 28, 2020

Chocolate Firework

When 2 grown men "scissor" and turn in such a way that their buttholes are touching. After that, they commence in synchronized shitting while jacking eachother off. This spectacle is climaxed by a fireworks show of creamy jizz.

Can you believe Brett and Ryan actually pulled off a Chocolate Firework last night? I didn't think it was physically possible!

by Fjord Haymo December 10, 2010

Firework fudd

A person who believes in extreme firework regulation. Thinks the public should only be allowed to purchase snakes and sparklers.

Joe Dirt’s friend Kicking Wing was a firework fudd

by Trice9 June 12, 2022