fakeboarder

A person who pretends to be a skateboarder but really can't skate. He imitates the skater lifestyle through dress and attitude. He hangs out at skate parks and with skaters, but can't stay on the board to save his life.

Ryan: "I always see Josh at the skate park. He has the coolest boards but I never see him skate"

Shaun: "That's because Josh doesn't know how to skate. He's not a skateboarder. He's a fakeboarder."

by Berty Bert April 13, 2008

Firebroad

An amazing Mexican woman who's equally gorgeous, fiery, and brilliant; makes younger American men smitten.

Oh yeah, Carmen. Such a firebroad. I'd chase her around the world just to hear her call me Papi.

by Mi Ceilo November 8, 2012

fiberboard

fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin these products include high density fiberboard hardboard medium density fiberboard and low density fiberboard particleboard used in construction furniture making diy projects and many other consumer products

i wanted all solid wood furniture but ended up with fiberboard furniture what a bummer

by littlejimmie March 30, 2019

fireblade

The foundation of all sportbikes. The CBR "fireblade" produced by Honda is one of the top selling sporbikes world wide. Extreemly high build quality and a perfect blend of Power and Flickability. The Fireblade is also credited for being one of the top machines in racing and extreme stunt riding. Many critics say that without the fireblade sportbikes would be no where near what they are today.

The Honda fireblade is a fantastic motorcycle.

by KungFu April 1, 2005

firebear

A firebear (ursa pyras) is a ferocious species of bear which has a unique ability to breathe real fucking fire from its mouth and face. It kills everything it sees even babes with sweet tits.

That firebear just breathed real fucking fire all over the place.

by africo/blanco October 20, 2006

flirtboard

The third wheel that two people who are interested in each other use (joking about or bashing them) as a means to flirt with each other.

I was trying really hard to hook up with Kelsey but I didn't know what to talk to her about. Thank god Dan was there, we just used him as a flirtboard.

by dirtyjones March 7, 2010

Firebird

(n)A sports car made by Pontiac; the little brother of the Trans Am, the Firebird has a v6 that, even when stock, can beat a v6 mustang and hang with a cobra. easily modified and often refferred to as pimptacular

person 1: "did you see that firebird smoke that mustang?"
person 2: "does he have NAAWWS?!"
person 1: "hell no! its bone stock!"

by g weezy November 7, 2003