Fiona

Fiona’s are usually very funny and nice. Gets angry at some times but probably has a good reason to. Fiona’s are strong, shy at first, and loves to hang out with friends. Fiona’s are very beautiful and sexy as they grow up. They usually have hasel, blue, or green eyes. Fiona’s usually fear being embarrassed and shows it very easily. Fiona’s are not scared to show how they feel. If you have a Fiona in your life, she must really care about you! Fiona’s are very easily forgiving and hates to be in fights with friends! Treat a Fiona right. If a Fiona doesn’t like you, there is probably a good reason for her not to.

Guy #1-Who is that girl? She’s so cute!
Guy #2-Oh her? That’s Fiona!

by xfionax November 22, 2018

Objective Finance

Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.

"Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance"

by Obviouslyperson February 4, 2021

fionna and cake

two characters in a show called, "Adventure Time". in the normal cartoon, its Finn and Jake. in the gender-swapped version, its Fionna and Cake.

"Fionna and Cake sure like adventuring!"

by CakeLikesCannablism November 28, 2013

Finana

The perverted feesh who shares her own hentai

Why's her timeline full of her own hentai?
Don't worry. She's just being Finana.

by PomuHub September 10, 2021

tard fam financial literacy

Idea that tard fam has zero financial literacy. It starts with York who blows his entire paycheck every week whether it's $1K on a PS5, $500 on a monitor, or $300 on a pair of shoes. He's always making a big ass purchase and gives no fucks about the price. Norman "Nick" has the belief that he has a baller mindset but in reality he has no financial literacy like the other tards in his fam. He's always trying to make an expensive ass purchase to put himself on top and he ain't checking the tag twice. Back in the day, Norman "Nick" used to get a stack of $20 bills before he'd go hang with his buds and that entire stack would be gone in a few days. Whether it's dropping an insane amount on weed or buying useless ass shit, Norman "Nick" is always making a "baller purchase" in his mind. You could say that he lives by this Ariana Grande lyric: "I want it, I got it." Mike Carlson thinks he's a millionaire with his minimum wage ass job and his bum shoe flipping business. He buys 3 expensive shoes at once to resell them but his shoe business is doodoo so he can only flip a pair like every 8 months and he genuinely has this belief that he's cashing out. If you're in a situation where you have a briefcase of money and need to hide it, don't give it to a tard fam member because they'll open it and blow it all within a week and not give a damn. All of these dudes think they're all about money but in reality none of these niggas actually know what to do with money.

*Prime example of tard fam financial literacy*
Shea: Yo, you want to buy this box mod from me?
Norman "Nick":Uh yea, how much?
Shea: $60 for the box mod and I'll throw in the vape juice bottle for another $40
Norman "Nick": So $100, okay I'll do that
*Shea actually sold Norman "Nick" a broken box mod and within a week after the sale the box mod was completely fucked up*

by TurnM3Up December 21, 2020

Financially raped

When you have to pay way too much for something that you know is way cheaper at other places or just shouldn't cost that much at all.

Jeremy: Hey bro. How much did you pay for that beer?
Jefferson: 8 bucks.
Jeremy: You just got financially raped.

by JTHAO July 5, 2009

End Of Financial Smear

The act of, on June 30 each year, smearing yourself in your own arse batter and starting to do your tax return.

Ive been loading up on curry for End Of Financial Smear tomorrow.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018