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finkleton

The title of someone who has been finkled (raped via the knee armpit)
That nigga is the finkleton
by thefinkleton69 September 20, 2023
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Finkle

When you are attempting to urinate and a fart comes out.
While standing at the urinal Jared had a "finkle" which made the other patrons in the restroom laugh.
by Robert Sacamano September 26, 2013
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finkle dinking

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.
John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.
by djmmjy August 22, 2010
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finklematter

"you piece of finklematter!"
by deanna. March 4, 2008
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Finkle

An abstract mass coming out of said persons rectum/anus.
Rhett’s finkle is growing bigger by the day.
by Bert Tipto May 24, 2022
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finkle fuck

When someone is acting like a prick.
Eduardo is acting like a finkle fuck today!
by bananafuck September 12, 2015
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Finkle

to tinker or fidget with in pursuit of a solution, serving as a means to an end.
Melanie saw a faulty trash can, but a quick finkle was all that was necessary to put together a new and improved, super useful (and recycled!) trash can.

Christopher finkled with the equation until he was satisfied with its solution.
by Melsterz February 2, 2021
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