Finger Puppet 

The act of placing a single finger two knuckles deep within an unsuspecting sleeping partners anus.
Lubricating aids are not used in order to ensure a tight seal.
Once the recipient of the finger wakes with a finger tightly wedged in their ass, the owner of the finger is duty bound to wiggle said buried finger and speak in a high pitched voice as one would when putting on a finger puppet show.

For 45 minutes he slowly pried her ass open to insert a finger.
When she awoke with a finger in her bum, a high pitched voice exclaimed "I'm a finger puppet and I want some cookies".

Finger Puppet by 4Drunks December 19, 2010

finger puppet 

A very small woman (aka a spinner)
Suggesting she's not much bigger than a finger puppet.

Dan: Sweet! Look at that sexy little thang!
Stan: Is she even legal?
Dan: Don't let her petiteness fool you -- she's a finger puppet, not jailbait.

finger puppet by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 1, 2011

Finger Puppet 

ummm, you become a finger puppet once a doctor gives you an anal exam during a check-up. get it?

Finger Puppet by slapmeat August 5, 2003

Finger puppet 

When a girl is giving you head and fingering your butt hole at the same time

Tonight I'm going to make Matt my finger puppet

Finger puppet by Mofugger333 July 8, 2015

Finger Puppet Mafia 

A group of people that have the ability to completely control women with only the use of their fingers.

"That girl is completely brain washed by her boyfriend"
"He must be part of the Finger Puppet Mafia"

Finger Puppet Mafia by FlabbyPatty April 29, 2021

Delaware finger puppet 

When you stretch your urethra and put a finger down your pee hole to the point where you are rubbing the mans penis that is currently having anal sex with you.

I gave my boyfriend a Delaware finger puppet while he was pounding my asshole yesterday.

Delaware finger puppet by Pee Hole Bandit August 16, 2019

Chocolate Finger Puppet 

When a male or female is asleep beside you, you stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your finger.

Male
Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!

Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.

Chocolate Finger Puppet by Chocolate Finger Puppet July 16, 2019