finger poof

Someone who seems gay but swears they are not, generally due to conditioning which makes them feel homosexuality is wrong, even though they secretly like men. Finger Poofs are thought to stick their own fingers up their ass during masturbation.

John like to play rugby league, he likes to hold the man he tackles just that bit too long after the referees whistle blows.
John is a finger poof for sure.

by newcastel high June 28, 2007

finger poop

Found under finger nails after wiping;
Usually wiping after wetting the paper in the sink;
foul smell on the fingers or under the finger nails;
smell of poop even after washing your hands

Man, I took a massive dump, and even after I washed, I still got the finger poop goin' on... smell.

by pwrlftr12000 August 2, 2006

Poo Flinger

Stupid people, people who are barely evolved beyond poo flinging primates in intelligence.

Look at that poo flinger, what a dumbass.

by Flecker January 23, 2009

poo fingers

When your fingers break through cheap toilet paper and unfortunately make contact with pooy anal passage.

James said:
'Oh dear, Co-op own toilet paper caused me to have poo fingers.'

by Poo Fingers March 3, 2009

Poo Fingers

When you poop and get said poop all over your fingers

Kyle: Kasey is taking a shit again, she probably has poo fingers
Alyssa: Why are you telling me this?

by Dr Richard Monroe May 24, 2018

Poo Flinger

When two kids are in the tub and one drops a dookie and they start throwing it at each other.

1st Girl: "Hey don't be a poo flinger"
2nd Girl: "Shut up and eat my poo" she says as she becomes a poo flinger

by bodinkie1 October 31, 2009

Poo Fingers

A resident of the town Wauconda, Illinois who typically goes by chris, or shit fist. He who is often mistaken for she, is trade marked by his brown fingers. There are many stories to which he got his name, but the real one is that he fingered his butt NOT his dog's butt. Gosh.

"Who is Poo Fingers?"
"Chris."

by thepollutedcity November 13, 2011