Financial Support

I'm once again asking you for that

I'm once again asking for your financial support

by Catinus Z February 8, 2020

financial panther

n. Term coined by Homer Simpson; refers to a large jungle cat that can be trained to maul a person's creditors and bill-collectors if that person is short on money.

Leslie Nagle: Mr Simpson, you don't know how to handle your money; what you need is a financial planner.

Homer Simpson: Financial Panther, eh? (cut to Homer fantasizing about a panther pouncing on a bank teller who is telling Homer his account is overdrawn)

by Skip O'Potamus March 31, 2008

financial freedom movement

Shitty Movement made by Jake Paul

Friend: I joined the financial freedom movement
Me: This is why you are adopted

by elbowelbow February 23, 2020

financial aids

what you get when the school financial offices f*ck you over! Often occurring during the process of taking your arm and/or leg for tuition payment.
symptoms include...yelling, cussing, gasping and then saying WTF? when you open your mail, the strong urge to egg the financial building, cobwebs growing in your wallet, eating ramen noodles for two out of three meals for the day, etc.

When one visits the student loan department, one often leaves with a bad case of financial aids

by college owns my soul February 5, 2010

financial catfish

A person thats leads a lifestyle in which they falsely advertise their wealth and financial accumulation. He or She may wear and buy designer brands that are beyond their cash earning to boost social image.

" That girl is showing of her new GUCCI BAG, clearly she's a financial catfish "

by sternclion January 3, 2015

financial derivative

(FINANCE) a financial instrument whose value is tied to something else; for example,

* a futures contract (future)

* an option

* a swap

In each of these examples, the value of the derivative is related in some way to the price of something else. When the market price of (say) an ounce of gold goes from $1000/oz to $1050/oz, the return to the owner of 1 oz. of actual gold is 5%. But for the owner of a call option or a future, the return is much, much greater than that.

A derivative can be used to multiply risk AND potential profits to speculators; but it can be used for the counterparty to minimize risk by locking in prices, or by hedging against risk.

The economic crisis of 2008 has really focused attention on the financial derivative market.

by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010

Financial Advisor

A person who learns about money only to find that people make random emotional decisions. The sacrificial lamb of the urban jungle. When financial markets are up, even the most ignorant advisor looks like a hero. When markets are down, the most professional and savvy advisor will be trash talked, fired and sued.

Hey, how come you're driving that piece of crap car?

I was a financial advisor in 2008.

Hey, who's that guy in the Mercedes?

That was a financial adviser who retired in 2007.

by Bluetired February 19, 2010