finagle a bagel

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.

Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible

by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015

fanago

While it can be used as both a verb or a noun, fanago is most commonly used when someone is referring to something cool or exciting they want to do, or if someone just wants to have fun. In its verbal form, it is synonymous to words such as finesse or geek (the term geek meaning having fun or messing around, not the nerd).

Only three days into his summer vacation, Jaylen was bored. He called up his friends and asked them if they wanted to fanago.

"Dude did you see Melvin at the party last night?"
"Yeah he totally fanago'd the whole scene."

by TheLifeofPablo September 11, 2016

finagle

To obtain something desired by bargaining, wheedling, and dealing.

Meyer finagled a band for the Bar Mitzvah. "So how did he get that trombone player?" asked Mrs. Fine sotto voce.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

finnagonnajit

(n) (v) (adj) You cannot define this word it is simply finnagonnajit

Hey, you finnagonnajit?

by HellfireElmo September 14, 2017

finnago

about to go

after i do dis, I'm finnago to da sto fa some bread.

by cuntry boy June 22, 2004

Fingolfin

Fingolfin was high king of the Noldor in JRR Tolkien's Legendarium. He was without a doubt the single most badass elf who ever lived. If you think that Fëanor was better than him, you are wrong and need to reevaluate your ability to judge the badassery of fantasy elves. You don't need to worship God anymore, because Fingolfin is better and would probably win in a fight. Unlike God, who is a goody two shoes, Fingolfin smoked mountains of weed and drank absent like it was warm milk*. He spent his spare time rescuing puppies from ravenous wolves and fighting dragons with a fork whilst completely naked*. Any female of sound mind would instantly drop her knickers for this beast of an elf. He could give a woman 24 orgasms in the space of 7 seconds*. (Why his wife Anairë left him is unknown, although I personally think it was because she was lesbian and was fucking Eärwen). He died fighting the most powerful being in the entirety of Middle Earth, Morgoth, although he probably would have won if not for this prophecy thing that is too complex to explain here. He still gave the dude a permanent limp and seven wounds though, and his body was carried away by a giant eagle. Now that shit is hardcore.
The majority of major badasses in Middle Earth are descended from Fingolfin. This includes Eärendil, Elrond, Aragorn, Fingon, and Turgon.
*Unconfirmed.

'Fingolfin was better than Fëanor in every way possible' is not an opinion, it is a proven scientific fact.

by Nickwillable May 19, 2018

kegel finagle

When a female surreptitiously has unusually strong vaginal muscles and proceeds to injure her male counterpart's penis during sex

"Man, that girl last last night really fucked my dick over. She pulled a kegel finagle five minutes in and damn near popped my dick."

by spinkle0711 March 26, 2014