filk

the act of a male laying on his back with his knees behind his head while a friend fists him, tickling his prostate, until he sploodges in his own mouth

until i was filked, i never realized how much my man yummies smell like chlorine

by JBJ 8 December 14, 2004

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Filk

One of the highest disrespect something or someone can be given. Filk is the inferior combination of the word fish and the word milk.

1. of or relating to an object/thing
Aidan: *sends dumb meme*
Ada: ewwww filk
Aidan: :(

2. Of or relating to a person

Anyone who doesn’t like Yung Gravy is filk

by Sanjobanjo October 24, 2020

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filk

(of someone) to cry of emotional joy, very rare and never used before.

"and she, to his alarm, started to filk."

by bibliognost June 14, 2017

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Filk

A mistyping or misspeaking of milk

"I really like to have some filk in the morning"
"I think you mean to say milk"

by pwnzer185 January 13, 2020

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Upon the entry of a plastic fork into your average (open) Darigold chocolate milk carton through the drinking hole, the item becomes a "fork in milk", easily shortened to "fork milk". However, this is not silly enough. So we must combine the words, creating "filk mork". As you may notice, this does not roll off the tongue or the brain. So, switching is required to obtain "mork filk". However, this is lacking as well. So, upon the insert of our always silly "y", we receive "morky filk". So, upon close examination, a "fork in milk" is truly a "morky filk". Best said with the voice used by the taller individual in the "left-handed" portion of Rejected.

"Why did you stick your fork in your milk?"
"MORKY FILK!"

by Max Nium January 3, 2009

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