fidge

to procure by way of deception

Girl #1: Johnny is so cool. Last night he took me to this totally A List party full of celebrities!

Girl #2: C'mon already - buy a vowel if you're clueless. He's probably their dogwalker. He fidged the invite, stupid.

by happiegrrrl February 7, 2004

John Fidge

Curly blonde afro. Built like a train but only faster. Sits at full forward. when the balls coming in leads like a panther. Crashes the pack and takes the grab. Averages a bag of 10 a game. Once kicked 124 goals in a season for Glenelg.

Today i played like John Fidge.

by TrimmazDaEsh November 7, 2018

fidge spinner

A very spinny toy, which teachers hate

I hate that fucking fidge spinners in class!

by DATBOIISAWESOME May 29, 2017

Fidge

A Fat Midget

“Hey Fidge can I go to my locker”
“Sure you can my favorite student Trenton Douglas De Bruin”

by TDoug (a.k.a Fidge’s favorite) December 14, 2023

Fidging

The act of autofelatio

I'm fidging it!

by fidgingit September 29, 2025