Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.
She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.
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Person 2: He doesn't like you.
Person 1: How do you know?
Person 2: Only hated people get ficuses.
Person 2: He doesn't like you.
Person 1: How do you know?
Person 2: Only hated people get ficuses.
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This is especially true if the male has a mustache or beard. Thus the female can figuratively "dust" his ficus.
This is especially true if the male has a mustache or beard. Thus the female can figuratively "dust" his ficus.
Grady: Dude did you see Danny with his girlfriend?
Preston: Yeah man, she was totally dusting the ficus!
Preston: Yeah man, she was totally dusting the ficus!
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Person 1: Have you heard the album "The Festival of Solitude"?
Person 2: No what's that? What band is that?
Person 1: It is an edutaining album that came out in 2016 by Ficus Elastica.
Person 2: Oh okay. What's it sound like?
Person 1: The album is full of good vibrations but it also has dark, passionate and raw emotions that are profoundly soothing. That is the effect Ficus Elastica has.
Person 2: No what's that? What band is that?
Person 1: It is an edutaining album that came out in 2016 by Ficus Elastica.
Person 2: Oh okay. What's it sound like?
Person 1: The album is full of good vibrations but it also has dark, passionate and raw emotions that are profoundly soothing. That is the effect Ficus Elastica has.
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