by digitalanalpenetrator January 07, 2014
When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.
Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!
by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016
When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.
Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!
by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016
(1) One of the Fir tree species of the Pacific Northwest. (2) 1970's and 1980's Northern California slang for an employee of the U.S. Forest Service.
(1) "Don't cut down that Piss Fir, it is a shade tree." (2) "Those Piss Firs made a lot of money during fire season."
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