festicles

Dressing up your testicles in holiday attire

(derived from the words festive and testicles)

whenever christmas rolls around Jim paints lefty green and righty red making his festicles look mighty jolly

by G·r·a·h·a·m July 2, 2005

festicles

The chafing or general uncleanliness that happens when a man walks around an outdoor festival for a full day.

Dude, I need some Gold Bond stat. My festicles are raging!

by thefoldrock January 12, 2011

festicles

De Graaf concluded that the function of the female testicles was to generate ova, to nourish them, and bring them to maturity; thus, female testicles served an analogous function to ovaries in birds. He concluded that all animals and humans take their origins from an egg, which exists in the female testicles before coitus. De Graaf proposed that the female testicles be referred to as ovaries.

My festicles are bloated.

by ptosisT October 11, 2007

Festicles

Festicles- descriptive noun- A set of festive testicles. testicle that are decorated to the theme of a holiday.

That dude added lights to his Festicles, how festive!

by TheZanyZebra December 16, 2021