belly felcher

During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.

I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”

by 1Icemonkey August 1, 2019

far-fetched

adjective

-barely believable based on logical or normal thinking
syn: unbelievable, unlikely, improbable

Everybody was hoping for him to change, but it remains far-fetched.

by Kirby Ocastro November 3, 2007

Feachurning

The act of incessantly churning out software features that nobody ever asked for under the delusion that that is the solution to all problems ever. Often, such features are solutions looking for problems. It is usually seen in software companies where the person or people in charge are so far detached from reality that their lack of intuitive understanding of the problem space and ignorance manifest as a never ending stream of pointless features, generally on the UI, that slowly corrode the software.

I wish the flashlight app stopped feachurning to become a social network, payments, banking, and crypto trading app, all rolled into one.

by NondelusionalSoftware January 17, 2022

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS

occurs every 5 rounds to scare the living cum out of the grown man

p1: lets goo finnaly i got box door
"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS"
p1: oh shit i got no points, FUCK

by mexicanfoxnigga April 19, 2021

Felchers milkshake

Mixture of cum and shit retrieved from the coit with a straw or conduit using a sucking action

Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt

by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019

felch brewing

To store semen sucked out of an anus in a recepticle for drinking at a later date

"darling I did not swallow or pass it to your mouth as i prefer it the next day, after it has begun to mature. The felch brewing process ands some real zing to your man milk"

Unproven famous felch brewers. Stanley Unwin, Danny Kaye and Felicity Kendal

by fantastic spastic March 27, 2010

Feichtenschlager

A Feichtenschlager is a person who hates children and is born from the seed of satan himself
If you ever meet a feichtenschlager run as fast as you can

While I was going home a feichtenschlager tried to steal my soul

by Sun coffee August 30, 2021