fettle

To fall into a very sleepy or sleeping state, a wasted kind of state, often after smoking too much.

If someone was to fall asleep with their head in a bowl of porridge, they could be said to have "fettled hard".

by Ding Dong November 13, 2003

fettle

to fuck.
to fuck an ugly girl.

It comes from the steel industry originaly, as it means 'to scrape the slag out of furnaces'.

i fettled that bitch lastnight. she was nasty.

by funnily conical February 17, 2005

fettled

fettled or when you fettle is the act of somebody throwing up or pukeing,

eg: jimmy had a whole 3 blunts to himself then he fettled everywhere

by EcHo_Atlas October 26, 2017

fine fettle

Looking healthy, alert, well dressed and in good spirits.

Mortimer enters work to see his pal Randolf looking dapper in a new suit and busily typing away at his workstation.

Mortimer - "Randolf, old bean! You're in fine fettle this morning!"

Randolph - "Quite right Mortimer! I am well rested, well dressted, and feeling good!"

by PUG2694328 October 18, 2006

Fettle juice

When you take a little bit of all the alcohol in your parents house and mix it together, usually adding some juice or squash. Drinking it leads someone to fettel which means throwing up everywhere

Dave: hey have you got any drink

Jim: all I've got left is some Fettle juice

by Cayitr_jr June 21, 2018

what fettle

A greeting , mainly used by older members of the community in North East Mining communities,latterly bastardised by younger members of the community to signify the achievement of the physical act of love,when such topics are discussed in a public house etc.

"I told her to get up stairs , pull her nighty up,and I gave her What Fettle"

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

fettle

to let the fat settle

"Oh man i ate too much, i need to get my fettle on."

by sidsloth November 2, 2008