Fetted

Fetted is the awful taste of coffee and overwhelming disappointment of having what you thought was the finest bean but turns out to be the worst coffee in the known universe.

You say 'Fetch me your finest bean!'..... someone brings you a coffee, you drink some, it tastes awful, you say 'Fetted!'

by Ziltoid the Omniscient July 25, 2012

fet

a variant of "fat", which means:
1) noun: the lumps and rolls on a large person's body
2) verb: to be large and possess lumps and rolls

Al: No, Ryan's like a flying squirrel.
Me: He's too fet to even fly.
Al: They just hover.
Me: He's too fet to even hover.

by braindoo February 14, 2005

Fet

Fat, but better

You’re fet

by Fettyboy369 February 24, 2021

fet

A party, often specifically an EDM dance party where clothing is 75% coloured beads and 25% optional. From the French 'fête,' meaning 'celebration.'

"Remember those paint-speckled a-cups we were spottin at last week's fet? Yeah I never touched boobs either."

by mnich May 30, 2017

Fet

A movie that is critically/objectively bad, but also manages to be popular and "good". It is so bad it's somehow good.

Logan's Run is fet.

by Exam Conflict November 8, 2014

fet

A word to describe someone who is neither fit nor fat.

She's not hot. She's kinda fet, but not fat.

Ohmigod, I'm getting fet!

by kaina December 14, 2004

Fet

A word to use when you cant think of an insult for someone, usually for a chik.

Chik1:I hate that chik she's such a,a,a.......
Chik2: She's a fukin fet

by #1Milkshaker July 28, 2004