festivus

a night of male bonding where everyone chills and gets wasted and pukes all over the house

Ian: Dude Matt M. you missed Festivus XV last weekend!
Matt M.: Ya dude I'm so pissed
Ian: Dude Matt E. totally threw up all over the bathroom and Emilio wanted some more blue stuff
Matt M.: Fuck dude I wish I was threw.

by Cockadoodledoo2 April 8, 2009

festivus

when one gathers with a friend and two other friends from ones beach house to smoke lots of marijuana, reminisce, then go to a light show

"Hey emilio what's today?"
"Margarita, its fucking FESTIVUS!"

by festivusaholic December 29, 2008

festivus pole

1. An undecorated aluminium pole used to celebrate festivus.

2. A recurring erection that occurs at a festivus party.

Dude, Tony is sporting some serious festivus pole while talking to that hot chick.

by matelalique December 16, 2011

festivus

a jewish holiday just to have fun in school no relation to the festivus from seinfeld

Teacher: why are you wearing that?

student: im wearing this because its festivus and festivus is the shiznit

by superhappyfuntime10101010 February 27, 2009

Festivus

He is extremely gay.

FUCK FESTIVUS

by penis4564 February 11, 2023

FESTIVUS

A newfangled concept of religion and spirituality. When the principals of religion are merged with the levels and frequency of spirituality resulting in the transformation of 3D confusion to 5D consciousness therefore, elevating us to a supreme divine decernment equal to our Creator.

The newly acquired and assembled congregation were profoundly mesmerized and surprisingly intrigued during the initial introduction to the newfangled concept FESTIVUS.

by LORD Mi EGO July 30, 2025

Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 March 27, 2016