festivus

when one gathers with a friend and two other friends from ones beach house to smoke lots of marijuana, reminisce, then go to a light show

"Hey emilio what's today?"
"Margarita, its fucking FESTIVUS!"

festivus by festivusaholic December 29, 2008

Festivus

A rare holiday that combines the traditions of Jews and Christians. They often use a metal pole for their center piece of decoration instead of a christmas tree or lights.

It was once used on Seinfeld.

Festivus by Jason June 30, 2004

festivus

a jewish holiday just to have fun in school no relation to the festivus from seinfeld

Teacher: why are you wearing that?

student: im wearing this because its festivus and festivus is the shiznit

festivus by superhappyfuntime10101010 February 27, 2009

Festivus

He is extremely gay.

FUCK FESTIVUS

Festivus by penis4564 February 11, 2023

FESTIVUS

A newfangled concept of religion and spirituality. When the principals of religion are merged with the levels and frequency of spirituality resulting in the transformation of 3D confusion to 5D consciousness therefore, elevating us to a supreme divine decernment equal to our Creator.

The newly acquired and assembled congregation were profoundly mesmerized and surprisingly intrigued during the initial introduction to the newfangled concept FESTIVUS.

FESTIVUS by LORD Mi EGO July 30, 2025

festivus pole 

1. An undecorated aluminium pole used to celebrate festivus.

2. A recurring erection that occurs at a festivus party.

Dude, Tony is sporting some serious festivus pole while talking to that hot chick.

festivus pole by matelalique December 16, 2011

Festivus opening 

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

Festivus opening by Patty90 March 27, 2016