Fest is the short form of Cringefest. Used by little-assed kids to describe the cringiness of a fellow human being’s actions.
A: “Seriously guys, what does fest mean, stop excluding me it’s making me insecure”
Student: “Like we care, fest.”
Student: “Like we care, fest.”
by a**n August 19, 2018
When the bros kick back and chill, when males bro it out and chill and play gamecube, no females aloud or that would be a bro foul and u would no longer be festing
dude we should fest tonight
i just to chill with the bros and fest
dude that was a bro foul and ur not festing
harrison sometimes you just want to fest to much
i just to chill with the bros and fest
dude that was a bro foul and ur not festing
harrison sometimes you just want to fest to much
by FamilyGuyFan 84 April 28, 2008
When you fest about, sitting about doing anything that results in you smelling, ie sex, masturbation, eating shit etc, doing nothing for long periods of time
this can be a group activity or on your own
this can be a group activity or on your own
by Mr Birling April 26, 2009
A person, item or situation that is particularly distateful. Derived from a character in shakespeares twelth night.
by hackerslut August 30, 2006
John: What are you gonna do today Mike Nelko?
Mike Nelko: Im gonna fest all day and then masturbate before my eyes shut me down.
Mike Nelko: Im gonna fest all day and then masturbate before my eyes shut me down.
by Efstathios Papadopoulos July 9, 2004
by Wu Dark March 29, 2004
by Sizzle & Big Doc October 20, 2003