Feichtenschlager

A Feichtenschlager is a person who hates children and is born from the seed of satan himself
If you ever meet a feichtenschlager run as fast as you can

While I was going home a feichtenschlager tried to steal my soul

by Sun coffee August 30, 2021

fecchi

Fecchi = Foxgirls + Ecchi. A subset of ecchi is dedicated to sexy foxgirls.

I am really into fecchi.

by I_dont_have_foxgirl_addiction March 17, 2022

Felching the clown

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.

1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.

by Selevan May 3, 2013

felchocracy

The state of affairs in a bureaucracy where the brown nosers are the ones who progress to the ranks of management.

It's an fucking felchocracy in this government, you can't get anywhere without sticking your nose up someone elses' ass.

by RegrettingLifesDecisions December 27, 2010

Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.

Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof

by The man with two plans December 4, 2011

Felching For Duckbutter

The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.

Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.

by FupaGunt August 7, 2011

fechi

a wonderful girl who can dance and sing and also intelligent

man that girl is so fechi

by fechi September 6, 2016