Feltcher 

One who "accidently" cums inside a girls vagina, and attempts to suck it out with a straw, in fear she might become pregnant

Quit being a feltcher honey im on birth control

Feltcher by AdamAdamAdam January 18, 2008

feltcher 

a feltcher is a person who suck the puss off another persons ass with a straw

i feltched the other day.i'm a good feltcher

feltcher by ChrisChaffey August 25, 2006

Feltcher 

When Jake sucks the cum out of the other Jakes asshole, then sticks a worm up each others ass and sucks it out.

"DAMN JAKE! HURRY UP WITH THAT FELTCHING! Your getting just as bad as Steves mom...CATCH UP! Damn Jake, you are the worse feltcher I have ever fucked!"

Feltcher by CakeFaceJake October 18, 2008

Feltcher 

Bob Pickett

I did not know Bob was a felcher until he showed me a picture of him sucking cum out of another man's ass!

Feltcher by message_tied_to_a_brick May 21, 2004

feltcher 

When becky sucks the cum out of someones ass whole, or when someone sucks it out of hers

they feltched all night, becky is definately a feltcher, "He'll feltch your ass man"

feltcher by crazy February 5, 2004

feltcher 

A person or persons who inserts animals into their anus or vagina

John and Sarah had an interesting relationship, they played many twisted sexual games. Their favorite sexual game was to insert gold fish into each others ass holes

feltcher by Jim July 22, 2004

Feltcher 

a windsurfer, usually of french or european orgin, that looks for pieces and parts that were manufacured before father time and cares for nothing more then how fast the wind is blowiing up his ass.

Do ya really need one!

Feltcher by weenie March 12, 2003