Femailer

A female "mail man"

ME: "my mail man got fired for being a Pedophile now I got this new chick"

Friend: "Dude you got a femailer".

by zaros385 December 14, 2016

femail

important missive from your spouse taking priority over all else

you've got femail; she wants you straight home after work...oh, and pick up some milk.

Bob can't join us tonite, he got femail...

by neohippus July 3, 2008

femailin'

the courting of a young lady through use of email and internet communication; proper email etiquette when dealing with the opposite sex. (e.g., when a woman courts a man through the internet it might be called MAILin')

"It's taking him weeks to respond to my messages. That guy needs a serious lesson in femailin'."

If a gentleman wants to get anywhere with today's young lady, he'll have to show proper etiquette in person, as well as on the internet. If he can't femail, he ain't gettin' no tail.

by sackgurlz July 29, 2011

femail

Fake Email... can't live with it, can't live without it

That was some of the dirtiest femail I've ever had.

by jfish June 17, 2004

femail

noun- underground communication system used by women to keep men perpetually searching for a way to figure them out. still purely hypothetical,although further study is needed.

every time i start thinking i know what it is that will make my girlfriend happy, i swear she goes onto her femail,sends out a bulletin,and leaves me further behind than i was before..

by schott August 14, 2008

fenail

Someone who doesn’t classify as a male or a female

Look at that fenail over there

:ie- Lopez is such a fenail

by Lopez j February 6, 2021

fefilogimbus

a dinosaur that says fefilo and is pretty satire

oh my god that fefilogimbus is like so annoying

by Hestiglature November 12, 2022