Feekees

Feekees is the act in which an incel man spends his evenings at home watching tv while eating pizza and masturbating feverishly instead of socializing with women.

“I Feekeesed so hard last night, that I blew my load onto the pepperoni pizza.”

by AnonymousJew2 May 18, 2022

feedeem

the gayest of the gay, a feedeem Likes sucking dick while taking it in the ass.

Yo, your not a bro your a Feedeem.

by Zxcvbnmzxcvb November 12, 2010

Buh'feecheez

1. Buh'feecheez – Adj. Pronounced (Buh•Fee•Cheez) is a combination of 3, distinctively foul, pungently vile stenches in the universe.
The Buh'feecheez aroma is the result of or smells like a mixture containing:
Butt, Feet and the Cheesiest French Cheese known to man.

2. The scent of the funkiest Ass, Feet and Cheese, mixed together.

EXAMPLE #1: "Pascal, your breath smells like fuckin' buh'feecheez!!!"

by CrashW May 10, 2008

foeheezin dog

To be awesome to such an extent that real words cannot describe. (Various spellings and combinations are possible)

John: Did you see that lemur mime!? He was the foeheezin dog!

Ted: Yeah, he was teh Foeheez, indeed.

Pedro: The foeheezin, dawg.

John: The foeheezinest, even.

Ted: That was one foeheezin mime.

by The Universal Subjugator December 3, 2006

feesees

How the special among us spell faeces/feces.

Bob: "Oh darn it, I got feesees all up the wall again."
Robert: "You scruffy fuck, you splattered the ceiling too."
Bob: "Oopsies."

by MEFF February 13, 2009

emotional feedee

a person who desires to gain weight by being force fed due to the psychological pain from a traumatic emotional experience: e.g. masochist

The emotional feedee is the person who gives feederism a bad name.

by Unity2010 June 28, 2010

feefee

The act of masturbating inside a sock with alot of lubricant on the inside. Thought to have originated in prisons.

Man 1: I wouldn't use that sock. J-rod feefee'd in it.

Man 2: What do you think I was going to do with it?

Man 1: ...

by bob d June 30, 2006