fedoraballs

When one's testes are dimpled and slightly flattened at the edges, in the manner of a fedora. Extremely painful to experience, but women will treat you like a man with a puppy. See fedorable

Sally opened the car door on John's nuts so fast, that he found himself laying on sidewalk with throbbing fedoraballs. As John lay writhing on the ground, it wasn't 15 seconds before he was surrounded with a bevy of dames pinching him affectionately on the scrotum and taint. They were all luxuriating in it's silky texture, and sweet musky scent, cooing to it as one would a baby, or a weaned pup.
Sally stood to the side, hands on hips. "Golly, that John is surrounded by gorgeous gals. I don't like this at all! Not one iota! By my stars and garters, I'll never smash him in the nuts again. I'll say, those ladies are uncomfortably close to his dick!"
John was groaning simultaneously in pain and pleasure, for he was by now fully unfurled.
Sally shooed the girls away, and they protested loudly,"Hey, what's the big idea?""There's enough to go around, Sister!""Hey, Buzz off! You've got a lotta moxie." "Why I oughta...""See here, you silly broad!"

by Vidal Sassoon January 23, 2008

Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem

The sociological rule that one person wearing a fedora in a larger group may be stylistically unique, but two or more people wearing a fedora in a larger group renders every person in that group a douchebag.

Check it out - another fedora. What a douchebag.

No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.

by CreditToJoe August 19, 2010

mouth fedora

A vaporizer, or E-cig. Named so because socially they function identically to fedoras, ie. users think they look cool and rebellious, when in fact the opposite is true.

In at least two cases they are worse than fedoras, as the huge clouds are far more obnoxious and its hard to get a vapist to shut up about his rebuilt atomizer and sub-ohm bullshit.

1: Is the fog rolling in off the lake?

2: Nah, just some mouth fedoras on the corner.

by spenndiagram March 21, 2016

fedora tipper

A self-righteous, pseudo-classy angstheist.

Holy shit! This imageboard is filled with fucking fedora tippers!

by TheTypoPoopcicle June 26, 2016

fedoric

A sense of euphoria that comes when donning your fedora. You may feel extra fedoric after defeating a fundie Christian or grooming your My Little Pony toys.

After a long day of arguing with fundie Christians on the Internet, Aaron "Neckbeard" Lewis put on his fedora and at that moment, he was fedoric.

by Jjthejet May 30, 2013

the fedora fic

Where Patrick Stump shoves a fedora up Frank Gioia and Tyler Joseph's ass and shoves a fedora down Josh Dun's throat.

I blame CrankThatFrank for the Fedora Fic.

by MultiFandom39 August 15, 2017

fedor

The most dominating MMA fighter by far, for the last 4 years he's been killing everyone who dares to stand on the same ring as him. He is now the current Heavyweight Pride F.C. champion, and it looks like it's gonna stay like that for a while.

Did you see Fedor's fight against Randleman?, he landed on his neck and managed to win the damn fight. Now THAT is a warrior.

by JavierCL June 13, 2007