febreze

What stank people use instead of perfume.

Marc: Mmmm I love your perfume - Dior?

Jennifer: No, Melon Burst!

I love Febreze.

by Carmina> May 11, 2007

Febreeze Grenade

The act of pulling a zip-tie tight around the trigger of an aerosol febreeze can, and then tossing it into the room of the victim.

I was at school when I noticed a class taking an important semester final, so I took the opportunity to toss in a deadly Febreeze Grenade.

by hockey123456789 October 8, 2011

febreed

The smell of the mixture of both Febreeze and weed

"Bruh it smells Febreed in here"

by SaucyLamb January 15, 2017

Febrezey

The state of being totally awesome and filled with undeniable swag

August: Yo bro you know who isn't febrezey?
Ryan: Paco?
August: Exactly, because he isn't a lax bro.

by marshmello57 December 17, 2011

Febreze Cannon

When you're playing the video game Digimon Racing on your Nintendo Game Boy Advance, one of your weapons is the Debris Cannon -- but it really does sound like Febreze Cannon when your digimon driver shouts it out!

I was playing Digimon Racing the other day, and l heard one of my digimon shout, "Febreze Cannon!", so I went and got a can of Febreze Air Effects and studied it to see if I could launch the little fucker at slow cars in my lane and see them douched out in my rear view mirror.

by Telephony December 12, 2016

febreze bomb

Using a continuous spray febreze cansiter as a bomb by taping the trigger down and throwing it in an elevator of a dormitory as the elevator goes up or down. therefore emptying its contents in a confined 4'x5' elevator for the unlucky soul to step into the elevator next

The febreeze bomb makes this elevator smell fresh.
I hate fox because of this febreze bomb in the elevator.

by umlasshole November 8, 2009

febreeze

1. a stoner's guardian angel - keeps your jacket from smelling like smoke so yo' mama don't know.

2. a really quick and easy way to do laundry

1. "Hey Joe, you have any febreeze? My jacket smells like pot from all the weed we just smoked, and I have to go to the dentist after this. I don't want the receptionist to think I was just smoking pot." "Sure man... but what about the dentist himself? Won't he also be able to tell?" "That's true..."

2. I ran out of underwear so I just grabbed a dirty pair and febreezed that shit

by Johnny Roast Beef April 19, 2010