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facebaking

To use your facebook status to provide an exaggerated description of the daily meal that you have just prepared or eaten in an attempt to impress or outdo your friends.
"Mmmm...just about to sit down to succulent honey glazed roast duck with rosemary and thyme hassleback potatoes, baby carrots and zuccini all topped off with almond jelly sauce. Can't wait for the self saucing chocolate pudding to be ready for dessert."

Looks like Jane has been facebaking again, I don't think I've ever seen her actually cook anything.
by metal power February 12, 2010
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Facebanking

A campaign tactic, similar to phonebanking, which involves logging onto facebook chat and asking friends to vote for a candidate. It is used most prominently in student government elections at the post-secondary level.
If we want to win this election we're going to need people with lots of friends facebanking for us.
by Majestic OGRe May 26, 2011
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Facebaking

Smoking some devil lettuce and then harassing your friends on facebook by making HILARIOUS comments on their pages, pictures, and conversations.
You could try FaceBaking Roony by posting to his wall. "Yo Roony why ya such a snail chomper?" or "Damn dog why you such a salty whore?!"
by CaptainBruno April 26, 2010
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Facebacking

The act of getting on to your wive's, husband's, boyfriend's, girlfriend's or pal's Facebook profile, (whether you have one yourself or not) to post something, for communication or just plain impishness.
"Hey there all, Joe here using Elaine's page! I'm Facebacking!"
by RBRaleigh November 24, 2009
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Facebanging

1.) When multiple partners, usually 3 or more, engage in blogging or chatting on Facebook.

2.) Chatting it up with a bunch of bitches on Facebook.
Guy1: "What you been up to?"

Guy2: "I've just been facebanging bitches all day."
by bdrobert June 10, 2009
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facebawking

omg! i was facebawking bob's girlfriend earlier. they broke up!
by LaDi2 December 14, 2009
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Facebanging

The act of exchanging sexual messages via facebook chat. Basically, sexting on facebook.
Ratt and I were Facebanging until 8:00 this morning. I was so wet.
by CageFucker March 12, 2011
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